Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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