im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize