I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
