wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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