i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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