these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
zippers are such a cool invention
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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