I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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