omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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