Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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