I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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