i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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