i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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