We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
please don't ironically join a cult
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