Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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