They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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