So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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