And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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