What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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