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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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