you would pick up someone in the library
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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