I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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