Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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