where does the pee come out of this thing
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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