you guys were way drunker than both of me
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Randomize
