So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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