After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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