Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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