Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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