NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Your cock deserves a montage
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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