But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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