well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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