1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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