you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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