It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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