He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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