No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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