All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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