Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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