Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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