Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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