wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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