Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Randomize
