I must be too annoying 4 u.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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