I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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