she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If I die, sorry about rent.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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