I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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