I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm really busy with my period
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