She is in my trunk
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
