So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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