3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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