it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So I just went to clothing optional bar
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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