Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
PANTIES FOUND
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