It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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