I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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