So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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