Plan B is the new Plan A
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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