Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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