quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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