He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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