we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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