I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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